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What If? is a song from The Addams Family: A New Musical.

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Pugsley:
What if she never tortures me anymore?
How would I manage?
What if she never nails my tongue
To the bathroom floor?

What if she walks away
Leaving me a-ok,
Hiding each power tool
Why would she be so cruel?

I could stab my arm myself
Could rip my tonsils out
Could set my hair aflame
I could spray my eyes with mace
But face the fact, without her,
It wouldn't be the same...

Pugsley (Spoken):
Grandma, what if there was this girl who met this person and they're gonna run away and live alone and eat apples.
What would you give her?

Grandma (Spoken):
Nothing. She's your sister. Be happy for her

Pugsley (Spoken):
But what if she doesn't get rid of him? What if all the good time are already behind me?

Grandma (Spoken):
That's life, kid. You lose the thing you love.

Pugsley:
Wednesday will drink and then
She'll be herself again
Lucas will leave her be
So she can torture me
Just like she always did
'til then I'm just a strange, fat kid.

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