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The Addams Family (TV Series)[]
Cousins[]
- Cousin Imar: Has three arms. Went to Princeton University.
- Cousin Eustace: Has a long neck.
- Cousin Grisley: A portrait of him hangs in the hall as he faces a firing squad.
- Cousin Bleak: Had a drooping middle eye and once had a bunch of boll weevils that got into his hair.
- Cousin Curdle: Morticia's cousin who had at least one eye at the back of her head.
- Cousin Farouk: Had his leg jutting out of the swordfish hung in the mansion.
- Cousin Clot: Gomez's cousin who died in an electric chair.
- Cousin Creep: Fester's laughing and giggling cousin who was lost to a ray gun.
- Cousin Gripe: Used the "Hasty Marriage" marriage broker
- Cousin Melancholia: Morticia's constantly bereaved cousin.
- Cousin Blob: Afraid of ghosts until he became one himself. Had two heads.
- Cousin Slimey: Morticia's two headed cousin.
- Cousin Manuel: Gomez's pyromaniac cousin.
- Cousin Nanook: Sent the family a totem pole. Fester calls him an eskimo-giver.
- Cousin Cringe: Morticia's cousin who ate the hacksaw in the cake that was made for him and later developed a taste for them.
- Cousin Crimp: Had the family harpsichord for over 400 years, used to write four-handed compositions for the harpsichord and play them by himself. Had a glass eye and two heads, one male and one female.
- Cousin Galileo: Had a swimsuit.
- Cousin Grope: Has three ears.
- Cousin Slosh: Gomez's cousin who went down the city sewer in a "fit of pique", completely disowned the family, and "made a whole new life for himself"
- Cousin Plato: Gomez's cousin who has two heads.
- Cousin Droop: A cousin who dropped the mirror that Gomez modeled toupees for Uncle Fester, for luck.
- Cousin Squint: A cousin whose leg in the swordfish is all they could save of him.
- Cousin Trivia: Gomez's cousin who found a job after she got out of the WACs...wax museum.
- Cousin Fungus: Gomez's cousin who lived in the cave at the back of the Addams Mansion's tunnels for 30 years.
- Cousin Cackle: Gomez's writer cousin that has lived in the caves beneath the mansion for decades.
- Cousin Turncoat: A cousin who's turning in.
- Cousin Vague: An abstract cousin.
- Cousin Caliban: Gomez's cousin with two heads from Grandmama's side whose head sculpture is a gift for Grandmama.
- Cousin Slump: He was a brilliant nuclear physicist once but then started running around Los Alamos in a three cornered hat and powdered wig.
- Cousin Goop: A cousin who really knew how to look for a job, but never found one.
- Cousin Ahab: A cousin who ended up much like Cousin Farouk and and Cousin Squint.
- Cousin Ptolemy: A cousin who might have been in a gorilla suit at the halloween party.
- Cousin Sloth: A cousin who plays the banjo.
Aunts[]
- Aunt Vendetta: Living in the attic.
- Aunt Blemish: Mistaken for the old Addams barn.
- Aunt Drip: A portrait of her hangs in the mansion.
- Aunt Trivia: A deceased woman who wasn't a music lover but liked to go around kissing harpsichords. Sent them broken dishes.
- Aunt Phobia: Morticia's aunt whose sleeping bag Gomez once hid a nest of hornets. She had two right feet.
- Great-Aunt Deliria: Gomez's great aunt who was engaged to a chimpanzee (but got jilted).
- Millicent von Schlepp: Gomez's pretentious aunt from Iowa.
- Aunt Anemia: Gomez's Aunt Anemia is in a portrait painting where it originally depicted her with a beard and moustache after Uncle Fester splashed hair restorer on it.
- Aunt Singe: Morticia's Great-Great-Great Aunt Singe, who was burned at Salem, is described as a witch and whose ashes are in an urn.
Uncles[]
- Uncle Blight: Known as "Kiss of Death", who masterminded the presidential campaigns of Al Smith, Wendell Willkie and Adlai Stevenson.
- Grand-Uncle Grizzly: A traitor who apparently only did it for the money.
- Uncle Crimp: Has one arm longer than the other.
- Uncle Droop: Very particular about where he wanted his ashes placed. A portrait of him in civil war regalia hangs with popped eyes.
- Uncle Flub: Morticia's uncle who has a fine, sensitive, drooping chin, prone to tremble, and cannot write.
- Uncle Tic: Had two left feet.
- Clump: Uncle Fester's deceased brother who he claimed was the "quiet one" when they held a seance to talk to him.
- Uncle Faustus: Buried in the family cemetery, rattled his chains during a game of hide and seek.
- Uncle Morbid: An uncle who Morticia told to be of good cheer.
Grandfathers[]
- Grandpa Squint: Living in the attic. Abraham Lincoln begged him for his political support but he instead backed Stephen Douglas. Had a medical book.
- Grandpa Slurp: Was mistaken for two people in a photo, has bucked teeth and a receding chin.
- Grandfather Malaprop: Fester's grandfather who is still alive.
- Grandpa Droop: Morticia's grandfather who gave her stock certificates for her twelfth birthday.
- Blob: Gomez's great-grandpapa who pried the "Great Star of the East", the sacred ruby from the head of a Hindu.
- Pegleg Addams: Gomez's great-grandfather who was wanted by 15 countries for piracy. Wore a pegleg just for appearances. Buried at sea with full military honors - handcuffed, blindfolded and dropped off a plank.
- Mortimer Addams: Gomez’s grandfather.
Grandmothers[]
- Grandma Squint: She can be heard on dark, stormy nights from the attic cackling
- Slice: Grandmama's Great-Great-Grandmother Slice (who sharpened the guillotine and was "The belle of the French Revolution").
Others[]
- Mamoud Khali Pasha Addams: Set fire to the great library of Alexandria.
- Black Bart Addams: A pirate.
- Bloody Addams: A pirate.
- Admiral John Paul Addams: He fought in a sea battle against Hideki Tojo's forces and the German Flotilla, fired the shot heard round the world.
- Old Senator Addams: a man who was said to be "wise and understanding" before they impeached him.
- Old Blood and Thunder Addams: a man who was said to be "inspirational" right before he turned traitor at Shiloh in 1862.
- Old Cannonball Addams: a man who was said to be "a natural-born leader" at Bunker Hill in 1775....before he began firing at his own men ("Never could see without his glasses").
- Lord Chief Justice Sir Anthony Cliveden-Addams: A barrister.
- Lady Abigail Cliveden-Addams: The barrister's wife.
- General Ulysses S. Addams: A man who surrendered at the 1863 Vicksburg when the enemy soldiers caught up with him.
- Cornelius Addams: His cup of tea was failure.
- Lafayette Addams: A man who said "The family honor is at stake" before he skipped town before a duel.
- Stonewall Addams: A man who was not afraid, when he flunked his physical.
- Ol' Ebenezer Addams: A man who was said to be "inspiring" after he sold the first guns to the Indians.
- Erasmus Addams: A man who once said "You've got to take the bull by the teeth".
- Edwin Booth Addams: A man who who made death rattles not when he made theatrical history, but when he died.
- Casanova Addams: A man who was jailed for non-payment of alimony.
- Sir Newton Addams: A scientist who set his house on fire.
- Bluebeard Addams: Buried in the family cemetery. He gave his life for something.
- Miss Salem Addams: An Addams ancestor that lived in 1730-1830.
- Charles Freeze Addams: An ancestor whose tombstone reads home sweet home.