No Ifs, Ands Or Butlers
Series The Addams Family (animated 1992)
Season 2
Original Airdate September 25, 1993
Story by Bill Matheny & David Schwartz
Teleplay by David Schwartz
Story Editors Bill Matheny


The Addams Family discovers that Lurch wants to be a cowboy. Uncle Fester covers for him while Wednesday, Pugsley, and Thing go with Lurch to a local ranch. The foreman, Buck, is worried that Lurch will be a better cowboy than him, so he tries to sabotage the cowboy training. None of his efforts phase Lurch, so Buck calls in the Big-as-a-Barn Kid, who is even bigger than Lurch. When Lurch bests him, he is offered a job as the new foreman, but he misses his job and the Family and soon returns home.


Background Information

Family Dances

  • The Wet Poodle Sniff-Along
  • The High Fiber Wiggle

Summoning Sounds

  • flushing
  • giggling
  • roaring

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