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"Fester may not be able to fill your shoes, he'll be able to sleep in 'em and bask in your foot odor."
-Gomez to Lurch

No Ifs, Ands Or Butlers is the second episode of the second season of The Addams Family 1992 animated series.


To be added

Plot Summary[]

The Addams Family discovers that Lurch wants to be a cowboy. Uncle Fester covers for him while Wednesday, Pugsley, and Thing go with Lurch to a local ranch. The foreman, Buck, is worried that Lurch will be a better cowboy than him, so he tries to sabotage the cowboy training. None of his efforts phase Lurch, so Buck calls in the Big-as-a-Barn Kid, who is even bigger than Lurch. When Lurch bests him, he is offered a job as the new foreman, but he misses his job and the family and soon returns home.

Cast and Characters[]



There is no guest cast.

Additional Cast[]

  • Edie McClurg as Additional Voices (credit only)
  • Robert Guillaume as Voice (credit only)
  • Earl Boen as Additional Voices
  • Julie Brown as Voice (credit only)
  • Hector Elizondo as Voice (credit only)
  • Dick Gautier as Additional Voices
  • Candy Ann Brown as Additional Voices
  • Gordon Hunt as Additional Voices
  • Nick Jameson as Additional Voices
  • Vicki Juditz as Additional Voices
  • Page Leong as Additional Voices
  • Ian Monfette as Additional Voices
  • Robert Ridgely as Additional Voices
  • Pamela Adlon as Voice (credit only)
  • Marcelo Tubert as Additional Voices
  • Marcia Wallace as Voice (credit only)
  • Marsha Warfield as Voice (credit only)
  • Frank Welker as Voice (credit only)
  • Charles Nelson Reilly as Additional Voices


There is no uncredited cast.

Other Characters[]




"Morticia: Au revour, Lurch.
Gomez: Tish, that's French!
Morticia: Darling, Lurch and I are sharing a tender moment."
-Morticia, Lurch, and Gomez


  • Granny refers to herself as "Granny Frump" during while cheerleading.

Family Dances[]

  • The Wet Poodle Sniff-Along
  • The High Fiber Wiggle

Summoning Sounds[]

  • flushing
  • giggling
  • roaring

External Links[]